It was a splendid wedding, NAR & Homestore, or was it?
Turns out they were just living together,
Homestore was a fluzzie and got pregnant by a banker,
NAR was furious and went to its therapist (lawyers and political action committees)
Raise the child said the therapist,
NAR's children objected strenuously,
but, Homestore and the banker had lots of money,
NAR wimped-out and raised the child.
NAR's children wimped-out and said little,
The banker laughed and entered the real estate business,
NAR's children work for the banks now,
Now the banker is getting the children pregnant.
Hmmmmm! Where was John Wayne when we needed him?